The Doctor Is IN

by Dr. halc

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1.
What up y'all Tonight I'ma be your MC and your MD, yo (the Doctor hal-see-eee-eee-eeeee) Who's feelin down with the sickness? An empty dance floor 'bout to get fixed Everybody gather around, yo 'Cuz for the next 40 we gonna all get down Crank the bass and toke on the weed It's such a lovely feeling When you hit the scene to a brand new beat Prescribed by the Doc, halc Slap bass, four on the floor The vaccine, my rhythms are the cure And if ya still down, I recommend My trademark all-purpose sick beat treatment Inject the groove and ya feel it Pulsate from your head to your feet And when ya feel fine, come make noise 'Cuz the man Sir J's 'bout to drop the gay voice Ooh ooh ooh oohooo Ooh ooh ooooohhhooooooh oooh It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the Ooh ooh ooh oohooo Ooh ooh ooooohhhooooooh oooh It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the Dance floor, ooh Ah-wooh ooh ooh ooohhhoooohhooh Daaaa-eeence floo-ooh-ohr Ah-ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooohhhhh When you lose control, ooh Uh, mmm mmm ooooooooohhhhh It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the Put on the kicks, and we movin 'our feets Takin' a spin, groovin' out of our seats The mood has been set now we lookin' ahead To the possible greatest moment you could bet on We got a rhythm that could never be beat The kind of tune that makes the melody sweet Yo, the Doctor is in and he's bringing some friends For the rest of the ride the level will be pushed to the next [chorus] So sick, but it ain't a tragedy You, me, bring the whole family Family (yeah) 'Cause everybody boogie with the Docta' halc You don't have to take a sip You don't have to take a dip But if you truly feel the music Bob your head (like this) We all know just what to do Let the bass show you the moves I don't care if you can't sing But let me hear you chill with us and Doctor Drew Us and Doctor Drew Flow so charming, chords and harmony The light is set just right So for tonight, we gonna party I got the fever, got the flu A sick beat from Doctor Drew Her, him, me and you Everybody's groovin' with the Doctor Drew
2.
Volāre 03:46
I'm light on my feet, fit to go high Volaciously defy the laws of flight Motherfuckers be lookin' wide eyed and leery Belief suspended like a string theory No wings attached, no hooks or clear lines Beliefs are free, it's all in your mind So if you're like me, then it wasn't a surprise When I put out my arms and then I started to fly (uh) Take a step, we'll catch the updraft Above the clouds where the raindrops nap Nimbus bounce, a cirro-stratus rhythm Cumulus chillin', in freefall we thrillin' Fit to fly is just a state of mind No brooms or lines, just close your eyes And rise with the wind (ahh), feel the sunshine And just glide while these rhymes get you higher (uh) Motherfuckers try to bring me to the ground But once I've made flight, I ain't comin' down Relax in first class, a glass of cognac Turbulence blast invading my flight path But we on track, clear the clouds in one leap Rising nose-dive, altitude peak Astmosphere reached, just breathe (ahh) Spread your wings out and sing with me [chorus] [chorus]
3.
Yo I like this one man, this sounds sick though Yo Doctor, turn me up son Check me out bitches I'm the kinda guy that would slide on up And be like, "Hi, what's up?" And they reply, "I like your tux but your tie sucks!" And with the same tie I'll be tying them up and not giving five fucks 00-DiGits. Shaken and stirred Get my kicks from things you'd find absurd Depends what you heard, who was saying what to whom And who was still alive after I cleared the room Psychotic when I go renegade Brandishing a blade with the points that I've made Fuckers looking at me like, (clap clap) "Well played" Competition ain't worthy, so dem'a fade Sir, you have a telephone call It's your girlfriend and she's had a nasty fall Can you guess where she landed? Right here where my hand is, damn it! Kick back, or jump on the spot Drink that little lemon drop shot Lift that t-shirt if it's hot Let us blaze on the track, let them know what's what Rock sets with a flow and groove Bop heads if you know it's smooth And if you don't know, I got something to prove Sit down and watch me move, watch me now Ding! I just got a text from DiGi Oh look, he snapped a pic of your girl's titties Put down a sheet and paint the room red I'ma turn heads, like blue meth I'm like a lyrical Heisenberg But that's a fact ya'll 'ready heard, right Perd? Pull the knife out, he ain't gonna need it His line already went cold from the bleeding You've never met a tag-team like ours Wait, you wanna pick a fight with the ZR? Let me show you a cool trick first, come near And watch closely as I make this pencil disappear! (BOOM!) Why the serious face? He had it coming man, gotta clear out the place Wanna run with us? You must be fucked in the head Watch the whole room drop. Yeah, yer dead [chorus] Yo Doc, where you at? Yo, I'm scraping dry blood off the bottom of my sneakers, good chap As a Doc I advise you keep your eyes locked As we're steady rocking mics leaving you guys popped Prize block, we on the top spot, the view from here is sick And we won't be comin' down until the record's spun, bitches This is how we do, spittin' on these fools When we pass the mic in a tag team battle, we make the rules (BLAOW!) Knocking motherfuckers out For running mouths, we gonna make you suck it down The Doc and the Bunny Man causing body bags Got you wrapped in a gown of blood-stained rags And I'll take my crown now, have your girl puttin' out screams so loud You'd think Solid Snake got beat down Riding your chick, Chun-Li thighs are quite thick And she gave me full marks on the size of my dick (God damn) Well that escalated quickly I think DiGi may have even killed a guy It might be wise to cover your kids' eyes and ears I'ma down six beers and dual-wield garden shears While halc appears with a bag, so take your pick I'ma hustle these guys and sell 'em a sack of catnip Scratch the itch with a cap that won't miss Watch us, we're the last thing you see before you drop, bitch! [chorus] Watch me now, motherfucker Watch me now, motherfucker halc DiGi Valentine Motherfuckers watch this Check me out, son
4.
Blessed am I, gotta testify Should be illegal how you gettin' me high love Forever fly over the test of time They can’t stand what we got but nevermind Gettin' it right, coulda guessed we’d find haters You even got me mesmorized baby just sayin' The feelin' messin' wit my mind daily Never been cool with somethin' driving me crazy but I’m lost in this euphoria ever since the night I got in it So I can’t stop hittin' When we get up it’ll be a good hot minute Jam for hours don’t even give a damn to count 'em, 'Til I drop you off it’s like "wow, shit" Ha, so when we gon' get down again All day tomorrow? Yeah you know I’m 'bout it then Found a friend I wanna be with forever It be's my pleasure to be together with you and We’ll never lose forget it boo, Let’s always remember what’s not forgettable Got somethin' special the odd couple I love you as god does too, clearly It's hard to put in words like music theory But this one's to you sincerely I don't wanna be without ya Dunno where I'd be without ya Who knows who I'd be without ya Dunno what I'd be without ya I found love As I've been dreamin' about ya Yeah I seen you in them clouds hon' A height I won't be comin' down from Like I been steamin' on that loud, love I found ya And I don't wanna be without ya I dunno where I'd be without ya I dunno who I'd be without ya Dunno who I'd be without ya I found love As I've been dreamin' about ya Yeah I seen you in them clouds hon' A height I won't be comin down from Like I been steamin' on that loud, 'cos I found love Where would you be without me? I can't say where I'd be without you Just lost on the sea A big sea with fish in unlimited quantity I got lucky when I caught you Reeled in at age twenty-two And made you my boo permanently Married you while the rain poured down on me No, us. You and me together We ain't alone no more, a team forever Alley-oop, a three point shoot A perfect match like Turner and Hooch We get high and lock eyes I found love in the clouds where you're flyin' hon' Hidin' from the other guys who wanna take a ride When this whip's going on a long drive So let's cruise, and when we arrive We'll kick it old school style with this fire Flick the light and ignite this stuff When we steamin' on the loud, yo I know I've found love [chorus]
5.
Rillo 02:38
Rillo, packed tight up like a pillow A feather soft rester, high as hell nesteru Cloudhopper, free fall dropper, volāre Two puffs, a cloud of fresh loud in the air Stairway to Heaven, 7-11 Another pack of green apple, Funyans and a napkin A fresh Swisher Sweet, split so neat This blunt should be displayed for all to see (uh) Let's get high Let's get high Let's get high Let's get high You damn straight, that hook was right on So head to the bedroom and roll up another one The good's stored in the left drawer second from the top With the crossed-out cop logo on the knob Knock knock, man these cocksuckers are typical I may be chillin like a villian but I ain't no criminal I can't explain it, some motherfuckers are jaded and tainted, yo But the jane can help contain it, so [chorus] High, high High, high (lalala la, la) High, high High, high [chorus]
6.
Algebraically speaking xylophone is never wrong Take a ride on de gong, sippin' from de pond Intergalactic transmissions from de shish kebab Look inside my lawn, da tank comes with de top A'ight man, listen Yo little whack ass just ain't I dunno man, there's like some kind of error in communication Because you're not grasping what I'm sayin All you've gotta do is chill out and (calm down) Go'n head girl, calm down now Go girl, you betta' calm down now Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) The government bringin the big shutdown Jehovah witness sing a touchdown Limelight heroes gettin' knocked down Divide by zero, it's the final shutdown In the beach, in the streets, in the village Pillaging your bum anal spillage Ain't no children of mine go'n craft in the sandbox Avatar, Reptar, Joe Star Swag on blast til we ridin' into dawn Broccoli Honk Kong, everybody sing oolong 'Cause when I'm on da roof da powa' never turning off Hop inside my frog, fire burning in the crotch Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) Come to chom ca dom bing bang bung safhjaskfldhjfkldsa fdsafdhjljkashfldjkshflueiwrafkjlnakjrnaegurleingier BOO BOO BOO BOO BOOOOOOOOOOfjkasdlfjk;lasf aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh REGAJIOLSJKL#J$IL%JI#O$@%JI$O#Ji5rgtvokdfglbvut8954rtighfbkjdgflbf bbbbbbbbbbbbbdsfjkglbv;jdfsklg;dfs OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOOOOHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Hell yeah I want fries with that Swag on blast til we ridin' into dawn Broccoli Honk Kong, everybody sing oolong 'Cause when I'm on da roof da powa' never turning off Hop inside my frog, fire burning in the crotch Algebraically speaking xylophone is never wrong Take a ride on de gong, sippin' from de pond Intergalactic transmissions from de shish kebab Look inside my lawn, da tank comes with de top Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom (ba doom doom doom doom dooooom) [repeat] Hell yeah I want fries with that
7.
I think it's about time to blow this 'ting Get everybody and their stuff together Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's float Come with me, pop on up You can be part of an exclusive club See the world from a distance Pop back down and look back at the stars you're missing Riding by that meteor herd Done gave me an idea so perfect Something no one's ever thought before Let's turn outer-space into a big dancefloor Low-G, let your body move free You can get down without gravity When in space no one can hear you scream But the groove runs free like radiant energy So fly with me, dance so hard you'll see When your grooving so hard you forget to breathe Don't let the O2 hold you back, okay? Come get down with us, gravity's whack anyway Low gravity, no floor in this place This is how it feels when your in space No gravity, yeah you better move If you're floatin' right-side up, get down to this groove Low gravity, dance with me This is how it feels with zero lb's No gravity, yeah you're gonna move If you're hangin' right-side down, get up to this groove, c'mon [repeat] Spaceship fumes will get you excited We move fast like a meteor sighting Everybody dance, the beat can go far The pretty colors are a courtesy of the quasars Throw an underground rave in space Invite the whole universe to this place One floor where we can all dance together Even you little ET's with the big heads, yo Low-G, let your body move free We welcome all intelligent beings Invite your friends, grab your first mate This track is a tractor beam you cant escape If there's one truth that I know to be sound It's that when you get your feet on the ground Gravity just ain't no fun, my friend. So pop back up, let's do it all again now [chorus] Take a leap! (hah!) Feel your body get cosmic A Sci-Fi space trip, throw away all your logic Jump to light speed, shards burst in to a pattern Waltz for Venus, ballerinas. We bebopping on Saturn Let the light ricochet off your visor display Jupiter Jazz play the brass as we move this way Now come on, let's go beyond the Moon at last And see how the stars feel with the view from Mars Star shine hitting my retina Take a toke on Neptune and exhale a whole nebula The vibe on this is heightening my sensories I'm bouncing back and forth between galactic energies Different planetaries but we keep it universal So whether you're rocking green, blue, yellow, black or purple you're invited. Get excited Solar flares get ignited, gravity not provided Let's go! [chorus x2]
8.
I'm a mad Docta The web of my beats caught ya When dripped on a piece of blotter With an picture of an orange hog I'm a mad Docta Whizzin' around like a booster shot Leavin' ya seein' polka dots While you toke away on the loud pot I'm a mad Docta Let the feelin' get you hot For another sick beat With an odd first digit (ah) I'm a mad docta And we on the last spot So for the hook lets put five quarters in the meter slot Before you know I've burned three joints And took these grooves and made 'em conjoined, man Cigarette? But I don't smoke, yo Guess I'll just have to take another big toke (Ahh) What should we do next? Back to 4/4 for a regular groove, yes? Yeah, that sounds cool Join me now on the dancefloor, you drunk fools [scat] I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh) I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh) I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh) I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh) [chorus] Thank you all for listening The Doctor is officially out for tonight Thank you to my special guests DiGi Valentine, Sir J, Jaymie, Detective Tuesday You guys are fucking awesome Yeah, yeah, yeah, peace!

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WARNING! This album is rated E for EXPLICIT. >:D

Welcome, welcome! If you've come for beats, you're at the right place. Please have a seat, and enjoy a sip of this fine Haitian rum as you peruse. Today I have a lovely selection of tracks featuring vocal performances by the Doctor myself, DiGi Valentine, Sir J, Detective Tuesday and Jaymyria Etienne. Perhaps a low-gravity groove would suit you? Or may I recommend the token love song? There is quite a variety, so please, take your time and feel free to try them all. ~

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released January 19, 2015

Composed and produced by Drew Wheeler aka Dr. halc

Lyrics written and performed by:
Drew Wheeler aka Dr. halc (1-5, 7-8)
facebook.com/halcmusic
Jordan Etienne aka Sir J (1, 6)
twitter.com/mrjordanetienne
Niyazi Sonmez aka DiGi Valentine (3, 7)
digivalentine.bandcamp.com
Anton Corazza aka Detective Tuesday (4)
detectivetuesday.bandcamp.com
Jaymyria Etienne (4, 8)
twitter.com/jaymyria

Additional production by Sir J (1, 2, 4, 6, 8)
Cover illustration by Sir J

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