The Doctor Is IN

by Dr. halc

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WARNING! This album is rated E for EXPLICIT. >:D

Welcome, welcome! If you've come for beats, you're at the right place. Please have a seat, and enjoy a sip of this fine Haitian rum as you peruse. Today I have a lovely selection of tracks featuring vocal performances by the Doctor myself, DiGi Valentine, Sir J, Detective Tuesday and Jaymyria Etienne. Perhaps a low-gravity groove would suit you? Or may I recommend the token love song? There is quite a variety, so please, take your time and feel free to try them all. ~

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released 19 January 2015

Composed and produced by Drew Wheeler aka Dr. halc

Lyrics written and performed by:
Drew Wheeler aka Dr. halc (1-5, 7-8)
facebook.com/halcmusic
Jordan Etienne aka Sir J (1, 6)
twitter.com/mrjordanetienne
Niyazi Sonmez aka DiGi Valentine (3, 7)
digivalentine.bandcamp.com
Anton Corazza aka Detective Tuesday (4)
detectivetuesday.bandcamp.com
Jaymyria Etienne (4, 8)
twitter.com/jaymyria

Additional production by Sir J (1, 2, 4, 6, 8)
Cover illustration by Sir J

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Track Name: Such a Lovely Feeling (feat. Sir J)
What up y'all
Tonight I'ma be your MC and your MD, yo
(the Doctor hal-see-eee-eee-eeeee)

Who's feelin down with the sickness?
An empty dance floor 'bout to get fixed
Everybody gather around, yo
'Cuz for the next 40 we gonna all get down
Crank the bass and toke on the weed
It's such a lovely feeling
When you hit the scene to a brand new beat
Prescribed by the Doc, halc
Slap bass, four on the floor
The vaccine, my rhythms are the cure
And if ya still down, I recommend
My trademark all-purpose sick beat treatment
Inject the groove and ya feel it
Pulsate from your head to your feet
And when ya feel fine, come make noise
'Cuz the man Sir J's 'bout to drop the gay voice

Ooh ooh ooh oohooo
Ooh ooh ooooohhhooooooh oooh
It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the
Ooh ooh ooh oohooo
Ooh ooh ooooohhhooooooh oooh
It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the

Dance floor, ooh
Ah-wooh ooh ooh ooohhhoooohhooh
Daaaa-eeence floo-ooh-ohr
Ah-ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooohhhhh
When you lose control, ooh
Uh, mmm mmm ooooooooohhhhh
It's such a lovely feeling when I hit the

Put on the kicks, and we movin 'our feets
Takin' a spin, groovin' out of our seats
The mood has been set now we lookin' ahead
To the possible greatest moment you could bet on
We got a rhythm that could never be beat
The kind of tune that makes the melody sweet
Yo, the Doctor is in and he's bringing some friends
For the rest of the ride the level will be pushed to the next

[chorus]

So sick, but it ain't a tragedy
You, me, bring the whole family
Family (yeah)
'Cause everybody boogie with the Docta' halc

You don't have to take a sip
You don't have to take a dip
But if you truly feel the music
Bob your head (like this)
We all know just what to do
Let the bass show you the moves
I don't care if you can't sing
But let me hear you chill with us and Doctor Drew
Us and Doctor Drew

Flow so charming, chords and harmony
The light is set just right
So for tonight, we gonna party
I got the fever, got the flu
A sick beat from Doctor Drew
Her, him, me and you
Everybody's groovin' with the Doctor Drew
Track Name: Volāre
I'm light on my feet, fit to go high
Volaciously defy the laws of flight
Motherfuckers be lookin' wide eyed and leery
Belief suspended like a string theory
No wings attached, no hooks or clear lines
Beliefs are free, it's all in your mind
So if you're like me, then it wasn't a surprise
When I put out my arms and then I started to fly (uh)

Take a step, we'll catch the updraft
Above the clouds where the raindrops nap
Nimbus bounce, a cirro-stratus rhythm
Cumulus chillin', in freefall we thrillin'
Fit to fly is just a state of mind
No brooms or lines, just close your eyes
And rise with the wind (ahh), feel the sunshine
And just glide while these rhymes get you higher (uh)

Motherfuckers try to bring me to the ground
But once I've made flight, I ain't comin' down
Relax in first class, a glass of cognac
Turbulence blast invading my flight path
But we on track, clear the clouds in one leap
Rising nose-dive, altitude peak
Astmosphere reached, just breathe (ahh)
Spread your wings out and sing with me

[chorus]

[chorus]
Track Name: Watch Me Now (feat. DiGi Valentine)
Yo I like this one man, this sounds sick though
Yo Doctor, turn me up son
Check me out bitches

I'm the kinda guy that would slide on up
And be like, "Hi, what's up?"
And they reply, "I like your tux but your tie sucks!"
And with the same tie I'll be tying them up and not giving five fucks
00-DiGits. Shaken and stirred
Get my kicks from things you'd find absurd
Depends what you heard, who was saying what to whom
And who was still alive after I cleared the room
Psychotic when I go renegade
Brandishing a blade with the points that I've made
Fuckers looking at me like, (clap clap) "Well played"
Competition ain't worthy, so dem'a fade
Sir, you have a telephone call
It's your girlfriend and she's had a nasty fall
Can you guess where she landed?
Right here where my hand is, damn it!

Kick back, or jump on the spot
Drink that little lemon drop shot
Lift that t-shirt if it's hot
Let us blaze on the track, let them know what's what
Rock sets with a flow and groove
Bop heads if you know it's smooth
And if you don't know, I got something to prove
Sit down and watch me move, watch me now

Ding! I just got a text from DiGi
Oh look, he snapped a pic of your girl's titties
Put down a sheet and paint the room red
I'ma turn heads, like blue meth
I'm like a lyrical Heisenberg
But that's a fact ya'll 'ready heard, right Perd?
Pull the knife out, he ain't gonna need it
His line already went cold from the bleeding
You've never met a tag-team like ours
Wait, you wanna pick a fight with the ZR?
Let me show you a cool trick first, come near
And watch closely as I make this pencil disappear!
(BOOM!) Why the serious face?
He had it coming man, gotta clear out the place
Wanna run with us? You must be fucked in the head
Watch the whole room drop. Yeah, yer dead

[chorus]

Yo Doc, where you at?
Yo, I'm scraping dry blood off the bottom of my sneakers, good chap
As a Doc I advise you keep your eyes locked
As we're steady rocking mics leaving you guys popped
Prize block, we on the top spot, the view from here is sick
And we won't be comin' down until the record's spun, bitches
This is how we do, spittin' on these fools
When we pass the mic in a tag team battle, we make the rules
(BLAOW!) Knocking motherfuckers out
For running mouths, we gonna make you suck it down
The Doc and the Bunny Man causing body bags
Got you wrapped in a gown of blood-stained rags
And I'll take my crown now, have your girl puttin' out screams so loud
You'd think Solid Snake got beat down
Riding your chick, Chun-Li thighs are quite thick
And she gave me full marks on the size of my dick
(God damn) Well that escalated quickly
I think DiGi may have even killed a guy
It might be wise to cover your kids' eyes and ears
I'ma down six beers and dual-wield garden shears
While halc appears with a bag, so take your pick
I'ma hustle these guys and sell 'em a sack of catnip
Scratch the itch with a cap that won't miss
Watch us, we're the last thing you see before you drop, bitch!

[chorus]

Watch me now, motherfucker
Watch me now, motherfucker
halc
DiGi Valentine
Motherfuckers watch this
Check me out, son
Track Name: I Found Love (feat. Detective Tuesday & Jaymyria Etienne)
Blessed am I, gotta testify
Should be illegal how you gettin' me high love
Forever fly over the test of time
They can’t stand what we got but nevermind
Gettin' it right, coulda guessed we’d find haters
You even got me mesmorized baby just sayin'
The feelin' messin' wit my mind daily
Never been cool with somethin' driving me crazy but
I’m lost in this euphoria ever since the night I got in it
So I can’t stop hittin'
When we get up it’ll be a good hot minute
Jam for hours don’t even give a damn to count 'em,
'Til I drop you off it’s like "wow, shit"
Ha, so when we gon' get down again
All day tomorrow? Yeah you know I’m 'bout it then
Found a friend I wanna be with forever
It be's my pleasure to be together with you and
We’ll never lose forget it boo,
Let’s always remember what’s not forgettable
Got somethin' special the odd couple
I love you as god does too, clearly
It's hard to put in words like music theory
But this one's to you sincerely

I don't wanna be without ya
Dunno where I'd be without ya
Who knows who I'd be without ya
Dunno what I'd be without ya I found love
As I've been dreamin' about ya
Yeah I seen you in them clouds hon'
A height I won't be comin' down from
Like I been steamin' on that loud, love I found ya
And I don't wanna be without ya
I dunno where I'd be without ya
I dunno who I'd be without ya
Dunno who I'd be without ya I found love
As I've been dreamin' about ya
Yeah I seen you in them clouds hon'
A height I won't be comin down from
Like I been steamin' on that loud, 'cos I found love

Where would you be without me?
I can't say where I'd be without you
Just lost on the sea
A big sea with fish in unlimited quantity
I got lucky when I caught you
Reeled in at age twenty-two
And made you my boo permanently
Married you while the rain poured down on me
No, us. You and me together
We ain't alone no more, a team forever
Alley-oop, a three point shoot
A perfect match like Turner and Hooch
We get high and lock eyes
I found love in the clouds where you're flyin' hon'
Hidin' from the other guys who wanna take a ride
When this whip's going on a long drive
So let's cruise, and when we arrive
We'll kick it old school style with this fire
Flick the light and ignite this stuff
When we steamin' on the loud, yo I know I've found love

[chorus]
Track Name: Rillo
Rillo, packed tight up like a pillow
A feather soft rester, high as hell nesteru
Cloudhopper, free fall dropper, volāre
Two puffs, a cloud of fresh loud in the air
Stairway to Heaven, 7-11
Another pack of green apple, Funyans and a napkin
A fresh Swisher Sweet, split so neat
This blunt should be displayed for all to see (uh)

Let's get high
Let's get high
Let's get high
Let's get high

You damn straight, that hook was right on
So head to the bedroom and roll up another one
The good's stored in the left drawer second from the top
With the crossed-out cop logo on the knob
Knock knock, man these cocksuckers are typical
I may be chillin like a villian but I ain't no criminal
I can't explain it, some motherfuckers are jaded and tainted, yo
But the jane can help contain it, so

[chorus]

High, high
High, high (lalala la, la)
High, high
High, high

[chorus]
Track Name: Shishkebaba (feat. Sir J)
Algebraically speaking xylophone is never wrong
Take a ride on de gong, sippin' from de pond
Intergalactic transmissions from de shish kebab
Look inside my lawn, da tank comes with de top

A'ight man, listen
Yo little whack ass just ain't
I dunno man, there's like some kind of error in communication
Because you're not grasping what I'm sayin
All you've gotta do is chill out and
(calm down)

Go'n head girl, calm down now
Go girl, you betta' calm down now

Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)
We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)

The government bringin the big shutdown
Jehovah witness sing a touchdown
Limelight heroes gettin' knocked down
Divide by zero, it's the final shutdown
In the beach, in the streets, in the village
Pillaging your bum anal spillage
Ain't no children of mine go'n craft in the sandbox Avatar, Reptar, Joe Star

Swag on blast til we ridin' into dawn
Broccoli Honk Kong, everybody sing oolong
'Cause when I'm on da roof da powa' never turning off
Hop inside my frog, fire burning in the crotch

Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)
We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)

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OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOOOOHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Hell yeah I want fries with that

Swag on blast til we ridin' into dawn
Broccoli Honk Kong, everybody sing oolong
'Cause when I'm on da roof da powa' never turning off
Hop inside my frog, fire burning in the crotch

Algebraically speaking xylophone is never wrong
Take a ride on de gong, sippin' from de pond
Intergalactic transmissions from de shish kebab
Look inside my lawn, da tank comes with de top

Da Haitian rum will make da bone go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)
We be drinkin' enough to make deir brains go boom, boom, boom
(ba doom doom doom doom dooooom)
[repeat]

Hell yeah I want fries with that
Track Name: Gravity Ain't No Fun (feat. DiGi Valentine)
I think it's about time to blow this 'ting
Get everybody and their stuff together
Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's float

Come with me, pop on up
You can be part of an exclusive club
See the world from a distance
Pop back down and look back at the stars you're missing
Riding by that meteor herd
Done gave me an idea so perfect
Something no one's ever thought before
Let's turn outer-space into a big dancefloor
Low-G, let your body move free
You can get down without gravity
When in space no one can hear you scream
But the groove runs free like radiant energy
So fly with me, dance so hard you'll see
When your grooving so hard you forget to breathe
Don't let the O2 hold you back, okay?
Come get down with us, gravity's whack anyway

Low gravity, no floor in this place
This is how it feels when your in space
No gravity, yeah you better move
If you're floatin' right-side up, get down to this groove
Low gravity, dance with me
This is how it feels with zero lb's
No gravity, yeah you're gonna move
If you're hangin' right-side down, get up to this groove, c'mon
[repeat]

Spaceship fumes will get you excited
We move fast like a meteor sighting
Everybody dance, the beat can go far
The pretty colors are a courtesy of the quasars
Throw an underground rave in space
Invite the whole universe to this place
One floor where we can all dance together
Even you little ET's with the big heads, yo
Low-G, let your body move free
We welcome all intelligent beings
Invite your friends, grab your first mate
This track is a tractor beam you cant escape
If there's one truth that I know to be sound
It's that when you get your feet on the ground
Gravity just ain't no fun, my friend.
So pop back up, let's do it all again now

[chorus]

Take a leap! (hah!) Feel your body get cosmic
A Sci-Fi space trip, throw away all your logic
Jump to light speed, shards burst in to a pattern
Waltz for Venus, ballerinas. We bebopping on Saturn
Let the light ricochet off your visor display
Jupiter Jazz play the brass as we move this way
Now come on, let's go beyond the Moon at last
And see how the stars feel with the view from Mars
Star shine hitting my retina
Take a toke on Neptune and exhale a whole nebula
The vibe on this is heightening my sensories
I'm bouncing back and forth between galactic energies
Different planetaries but we keep it universal
So whether you're rocking green, blue, yellow, black or purple
you're invited. Get excited
Solar flares get ignited, gravity not provided
Let's go!

[chorus x2]
Track Name: Mad Docta (feat. Jaymyria Etienne)
I'm a mad Docta
The web of my beats caught ya
When dripped on a piece of blotter
With an picture of an orange hog
I'm a mad Docta
Whizzin' around like a booster shot
Leavin' ya seein' polka dots
While you toke away on the loud pot
I'm a mad Docta
Let the feelin' get you hot
For another sick beat
With an odd first digit (ah)
I'm a mad docta
And we on the last spot
So for the hook lets put five quarters in the meter slot

Before you know I've burned three joints
And took these grooves and made 'em conjoined, man
Cigarette? But I don't smoke, yo
Guess I'll just have to take another big toke
(Ahh) What should we do next?
Back to 4/4 for a regular groove, yes?
Yeah, that sounds cool
Join me now on the dancefloor, you drunk fools

[scat]

I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh)
I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh)
I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh)
I'm a mad Docta (uh uh uh, uhhhh)

[chorus]

Thank you all for listening
The Doctor is officially out for tonight
Thank you to my special guests
DiGi Valentine, Sir J, Jaymie, Detective Tuesday
You guys are fucking awesome

Yeah, yeah, yeah, peace!